1. a person who has managed to get to the 700 pound limit while spending all their time on the computer, these people are usually seen taking their anger out on random people because their mother constantly yells at them to get a life
2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in
2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in
person 1: did you see (name) on discord yesterday? he kept claiming to be a keyboard warrior and then when he was insulted he blocked the person who insulted him
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then
by im scared of ohio August 30, 2022
Get the keyboard warriormug. A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.
These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.
These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.
Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.
Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?
Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.
Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?
Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.
by sleepymf November 3, 2023
Get the Keyboard Warriormug. A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
Get the Comedy Guardian Warriormug. by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015
Get the One handed warriormug. An advanced search warrior is a kind of clout-chaser on social media, most typically Twitter, who uses the advanced search function to find everything a person has ever tweeted/posted through keywords and posts it out of context in order to cast them in a bad light.
Occasionally this is done to highlight serious statements/opinions and is actually fair criticism, but it's often used dishonestly to make false comparisons in order to paint someone as a hypocrite, or just to take cheap shots at people to get loads of likes during a dog-pile, possibly not even making any sense in the process.
It often accompanies screenshots with captions like "Dis you?" or is used in L memes.
Occasionally this is done to highlight serious statements/opinions and is actually fair criticism, but it's often used dishonestly to make false comparisons in order to paint someone as a hypocrite, or just to take cheap shots at people to get loads of likes during a dog-pile, possibly not even making any sense in the process.
It often accompanies screenshots with captions like "Dis you?" or is used in L memes.
"Oh look, he's found that edgy joke I made in 2016 while I was drunk and is using it against me in an unrelated discussion, he must be an advanced search warrior."
by Veinmire December 26, 2021
Get the Advanced Search Warriormug. The infomous dykebar warrior is not only a Shiite bag but also lacks the ability to roll a joint. You may see local dykebar warriors in your neighbourhood but not to worry they won’t do any harm they all suffer from a rare disease called HHMS (hinks he’s mental syndrome)
by Peter McMartinson December 3, 2018
Get the Dykebar Warriormug. Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.
Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."
by SonyBravia February 8, 2025
Get the CP Warriormug.