Shart Tank

When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit

Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night

by angeloregon July 31, 2021

Get Tanked

The art of pissing off a really ugly fat bitch who most people would consider a tank but then having it backfire on you

Retard 1: dude look at that tank over there
Retard 2: yeah I called her Kermit last night.
Retard 1: oh shit is that the principal?

Tank chick: GET TANKED

by Joe Mama12 November 20, 2019

tank man

the guy in the tiananmen square protests on 1989 june 4th that stood in front of more than 20 tanks

guy 1:hey do you know tank man?
guy 2:yeah hes from newgrounds
guy 1:fuck you hes from the tiananmen square massacre

guy 2:whats that?also was that your social credit dropping

by Japanese Symbol for Beginner November 8, 2021

Skin for the Flesh Tanks

A sacred act involving cutting off and offering one's flesh and skin to the Flesh Tanks.

"Skin for the Flesh Tanks"

Like Shark Tank but fleshier and more skin
"A worthy offering to the Flesh Tanks."
"The Flesh Tanks demand more skin."

by anonymous March 22, 2024

Hank the tank

the males ejaculation being so intense that it shoots out like like a tank/bullet shot

Last night I came so hard I gave her the ol hank the tank

by anonymous March 10, 2024

Tortoise Tank

The new tank used for afghanistan

Send the tortoise tank

by GayUlio October 18, 2021

tank man

tankman also known as the Unknown Protester or Unknown Rebel in Tiananmen Square that stops tanks and gets on the tank and trys to get in idk i ant a nerd and here is an example l

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oh hell tank man got blown in the back of his head shoot.

by cool man jk 2021 November 7, 2021