Wet Salmon

When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.

Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?

Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine

Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon

by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018

Han Solo

Masturbating alone because your partner has left you for being so obsessed with Star Wars.

She said The Last Jedi was the last straw...
Now I'm pulling a Han Solo every night.

Devastated...

by BEARDY BOYZ September 10, 2018

Sexy Salmon

When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse

Me and Becky did the sexy salmon and that’s why she is in the hospital

by The Fish Fingerer October 29, 2018

Saxophone solo

The act of gargling seamen

My Girfriend asked if she could practice her saxophone solo with me

by Whdjxhcsncdljfdmfnemu December 7, 2018

Black Salmon

The Dankest meme page on the gram. Original memes only🗿🦀 @black_.salmon

Person 1: Did you hear about Black Salmon?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s only the best Christian Minecraft server ever

by User_6969696968686868686868686 January 24, 2019

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

Baritone Solo

When you are convinced out of a deal by an amazing offer, but then get scammed out of all your money

Salesman: Hey, do you want this cool thing
Paul: Yes
Carlos: No paul I got a better deal, you should take it
Paul: Ok
Carlos: lol you just got baritone soloed
Paul: boo hoo

by uncle_carlos May 13, 2019