Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".

by John-0-notelb October 9, 2016

royal shaft

Royal shaft is when you get treated badly or unfairly by someone else. so if anybody says to you "why you giving me the royal shaft" then it is because you made them mad or been a jerk.

wicked guy: hey your mom is a stupid whore

grease guy: hey man why you giving me the royal shaft?

by johannyukamual March 11, 2018

Spicy shaft

Jacking off with hot sauce

My peepee really hurts. I think I have spicy shaft and spicy nuts

by JafarsMen May 13, 2018

Bo-shaft

A dick that’s so big it could used as a bo staff. Almost like a broom stick!

“Oh my God you hooked up with Michael last night?”
“You know it girl... he had a real bo-shaft!”

by anonymous January 1, 2021

Pumping shaft

Vigorously Masturbating, virtually; whilst enjoying a red hot drop into Rebirth Island.

Cumming in hot

Pumping shaft, and or;

Choking the chicken
Bashing the bishop
Having a fapp

Jerking off

by Shaft pumper August 21, 2021

The Shafty walk

A stride that emits virginity from the bowels of the walker

Guy A: "Look at him doing the Shafty walk."
Guy B: "Yeah, bet he hasn't touched a girl before"

by croissantexp December 3, 2021

Chattanigga Shaftstalker

It’s when you sling a stinky dingy on whoever and someone watches you from a large radius while also slinging a stinky dingy on whoever

Bro, the other day I was laying some pecker and I think I had a chattanigga shaftstalker

by An absolute legend period September 5, 2022