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Voicemail Rape

When you ring a friend and leave a stupidly long message so that they have to listen to it all to delete it.

You can sing to them play an annoying song as long as it takes a lot of time and they hate the little voice mail icon.
Victim - "Oh look I have a voicemail"

Phone - *never gunna give you up*
5 Minutes later
Phone - *Who you gunna call Ghostbusters*
Victim - "I've been Fucking voice mail raped"
That would be voicemail rape
by Alec Mason2 October 27, 2010
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Spaz Rape

Killing every one While using the spaz on call of duty black ops
Me: dude I'm spaz raping right now, I just killed 12 people

Andrew: dude holy crap I wish I could spaz rape
by Morriscode58 May 25, 2011
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Speed Rape

To be raped metaphorically or otherwise at extreme speeds.
"So what happened"
"Well officer , it was over so quickly"
"Yeah , we get that alot"
"No I mean I was speed raped. It was over in about 5 seconds"

"Oh Em Gee!"
by superlolocaust2 February 23, 2010
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Rape Eye

When someone is usually intoxicated and begins pursuing people of interest for a strong intent to have sexual intercourse with. Having the look of intent within the eyes and facial expressions. Usually occurs when someone is very sexually active, or has been in a dry spell and is becoming desperate.

Usually when it occurs they come up empty handed because having that look is unattractive and appears desperate.
Oh great! That guy over there has rape eye. He has been talking to me and touching me all night!

I haven't had sex in a month, I'm am going to get rape eye tonight!
by creation33 May 25, 2011
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Ear Rape

Basically a loud-ass noise or Justin Bieber, destroying your ears, as i can't show a link, search up "Wake me up inside" and click a red skeleton with laser eyes.. I don't know honestly.
A random person that is wittnessing ear rape: FUCKING EAR RAPE OH GODDDD KILL ME
by FoxyTheFab November 8, 2016
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gaze rape

When someone holds eye contact too intensely for too long and you walk away feeling violated.
"He wouldn't keep eye contact with me"
"Well, it's understandable. You're known for your gaze rape"
by bowtheif September 14, 2016
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Arse Rape

"In New Zealand dairy products are expensive because Fonterra arse rape us", Electricty is expensive because power companies arse rape us"

Wages are low because employers arse rape us" and of course taxes are very high because the Government arse rape us big time!!
by Dan Ranga September 17, 2011
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