Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. Hopefully she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

chocolate rain

a trapeze artist has diarrhea and shits on 23 people

chocolate rain.

by the cooler penguin27 February 15, 2022

Rain Check

Something Steve Rogers gave Peggy Carter, but he couldn´t fulfil it, because he chrashed his plane into the ice and slept for 70 years.

Everybody cried when they saw this scene.

,,I´m gonna need a rain check on that dance"

by idohaveanamebutnerdfitsmore July 17, 2018

Rain-sama

Rain-sama is the pretty boy weeb, master of all weeblets, and commander of the thunder force. Don’t mess with him, for u might get caught in the rain 😈

Person 1: I want rain-sama to have his way with my whole family Person 2: that’s crazy me too

by Milkman0523 March 7, 2022

rain in the valley

When there is sweat between you tits

"Sam there is rain in the valley"
"Gross, grace"

by The ash attack February 9, 2017

Kremlin rain

When hookers piss on you....

Donald favorite kink is the Kremlin rain

After a hot day at the golf course. Donald freshens up by ordering a kremlin rain.

by Soiless green June 9, 2017

We needed the rain at this time

Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.

Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???

by QuacksO August 26, 2023