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Pre-TSD

Severe paranoia that extremely consumes and transforms a person’s perspectives and way of life in the anticipation of a specific traumatic event that is yet to happen.
Pre-TSD is when a person is so mentally sure that doomsday is coming that they live in a mode of preparation and abandon their normal lifestyles in fear of the day it comes. This personal recognizes what appears to be symobolic synchronizations as factual patterns that act as triggers towards their stress disorder.

Also known as paranoia
by Clevercappy November 26, 2020
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Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
by mGBm December 29, 2023
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pre

Before. The word pre is a synonym of before.
Man, I'm glad I managed to go home from work pre I was supposed to!
by boopboopbap August 10, 2024
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Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
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pre-shame

adj. a feeling that occurs when individuals know they are about to commit acts that will ultimately result in feelings of utter shame
I feel so much pre-shame right now because I'm about to hookup with a random stranger from the internet who said they have a latex balloon fetish.
by iamkenneth December 8, 2013
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pre-lick your oreos

A threat describing the act of licking somebody else's oreos before the original owners have the time to "twist it, lick it, dunk it" themselves.
As a result, when the original owner licks their oreo, they are savouring your sweet sweet saliva.
Works in the phrase "Don't make me pre-lick your oreos"
Guy1: Were you... dropped as a child?
Guy2: Hey shut up! Don't make me pre-lick your oreos!!
by MyODE05 October 25, 2011
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Pre parental anxiety

When the thought of having children scares you because of the multitude of problems that could occur from the timeline of their birth to adulthood.
Spouse: want to have kids?
Me: Umm...sure.
Spouse: are those tears of joy?
Me: no tears of anxiety. What if something goes wrong?
Spouse: thats called pre parental anxiety. I understand.
by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024
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