Potato Gun

A gun that shoots potato's .

"jimmy made a potato gun, wanna go see?"
"aw sick shit dude"

Potato Gun by Kanje August 8, 2016

potato farmer

A person who resides at the farthest parts of eastern Long Island. Usually looks and acts like they just walked off the filming set of Deliverence. Most of the time they can't walk and chew gum at the same time and should be residents of Simple City.

There are alot of potato farmers in Stuart Florida

potato farmer by buck burrmeister September 17, 2006

Potato Bake aka loky 

this man needs no introduction. his is a well known "fagito" as he likes to call it, also known for rooting random fuglies

dude 1 "dude thats loky"
dude 2 "yer i herd he did it with tammy"

Potato Bake aka loky by the tim April 15, 2005

Potato Quality

A group of two or less friends, with a low amount of brain cells.

Two friends laughing at a stupid joke:
Friend 1: Its not even funny ( continues laughing )
Friend 2: We are such a potato quality

Potato Quality by MMMmonkeys January 25, 2020

Potato surfing

Potato surfing was originated on Prince Edward Island on Canada's east coast. During the potato harvest in the 1940's , most of the eligible men were away at war so the women were left to work the potato fields. On the weekends they would head to the beach for some fun and started taking the surf boards with them. Naturally potatoes were abundant so after surfing they would pleasure themselves with a potato and there the term was coined " potato surfing".

She was potato surfing for so long and so hard her fine china needed a real good scrubbing.

Potato surfing by Corndogg March 7, 2009

Potato Baby 

potato baby

Edgar.

A Pokemón obsessed teenager who hasn't quite gone through "Pubbserty."
A gay baby, but not cute...so a potato baby.
His voice frequency is higher than me on crack. Yes, I know.
Also, happens to be a Chinese weeb. VIETNAMESE ANIME FTW!!!

"Hey, did you hear potato baby got a pimple?"
"SAY WHAAAAT?! That's not possible..."
"Yeah, I was just kidding. April Fools!"
" I was gonna say...There's no way that kid has hormones. He's like 4'2"."

Hey, did you hear potato baby got a pimple?"

Potato Baby by Srane April 3, 2017

potato dance 

a dance that krysta and i do to fend off potatoes from killing us

"OMG you ate potatoes now go do the potato dance so you wont die"

potato dance by TardXcore[dennis] August 27, 2006