pipe down

To fuck another person. This is a spin of lay the pipe, but in a much more poignant manner.

I was piping down this bitch last night when, all of a sudden, her roommate walked into the room. Then I piped her down too.

by Nautilus January 25, 2005

pipes

The act of singing on a track

Damn white bread, I just got done laying down some phat ass pipes on this new track.

by C-Mack April 14, 2005

alaskan pipeline

When one "mate" shits in aluminum foil, places it in the freezer, or out side on a cold day, and inserts it in to the other "mates" rectal area to perform pleasure. The frozen piece of tundra replaces the old dildo for something more jagged and cool. *hint: try eating corn, peanuts, and fiber before defecating into the foil for extra ribbed. This maneuver can also be performed solo.

Ben was tired of the traditional dildo in his ass, so he convinced Josh to give him an alaskan pipeline instead. So that morning, Josh took a dumb in aluminum foil, froze it, and had hours of fun when they got off work.

by schmitty81 November 16, 2007

shit pipe

Little glass pipes you can make or usually buy at tobacco stores (oil burners) that you smoke crystal meth(shit, tweak) out of.

Me (To store clerk): Hey can I get an oil burner?
Clerk: Yes.. (Shows up 2 different kinds of shit pipes)
Me: Nah, let me get the skinner one please.
Clerk: Okay, that will be 5 dollars.
Me: **Thinks to self**....Fuck yah, my other pipe was all burnt and made the shit taste no bueno!

NOTE: Fuckin' stay away from the shit man, TRUST. 60% of the meth you buy on streets ain't even shit, more like toxic leftovers from the production process and crap that ameturs made and THINK is meth.

by Weslack November 16, 2006

pied piper

Blowjob variation, where the blower runs their lips up and down along the shaft of the penis while the blowee whistles a tune.

Suzie gave me a pied piper last night, and whenever she hit an off note I poked it in her eye!

by dudelove March 27, 2005

Grindhoosering Pilferunds

Small crab like creature that crawl in ur ass while you're sleeping after you've had sex with a relative.

Its those damn grindhoosering pilferunds causing you arse pains.

by Bim Denver November 1, 2007

stove pipe

A sexual position that is performed from a classic missionary style, from which the girl raises her ass in the air , and clutches her knees to her breasts. With the vaginal crevace aiming skyward, the man will step over her, aim his weiner downward at the vagina, insert it, and squat up and down as to provide friction that would result in the eventual spurting of the wang. A stove pipe can also be performed using the asshole and the weiner. This is also called a stove pipe.

I stovepiped your wife.

by Dirty Dog March 27, 2003