Peanut butter jelly time

The act of spreading Jelly and peanut butter in between man or womans legs and licking it off

As the fat with kid with glasses licked it off of his Mom he said peanut butter jelly time

by DicklickerWhicker October 25, 2017

Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

Peanut

A killer of around 2% of the population of out in the shell of a napalm bomb with an atomic bomb attached

Person 1: Hey did you know around 1.5%-3% of the population is allergic to nuts?
Person 2: This is what I’ve been waiting for... bring the peanut bomb

by PCMonster March 7, 2021

Peanut

Peanut is a neck-snapping creature, made out of concrete, rebar and spray paint, that's how he shit himself. He can go at the speed of speed when not looked at and makes a scraping noise when not seen.

"guard" hey look a peanut
"guard" oh no it breached!!!!!!!!!!!
"eyepod" i am useful now

by MeltedLava April 24, 2021

Peanut-Butter Fiesta

When a group of 4-8 Mexicans gather together and throw their feces in your direction all while yelling various insults.

“Holy crap! I think those guys are starting a Peanut-Butter Fiesta!”

by Judoka739 April 14, 2024

Peanut Butter Spoon

A spoon shoved up someone's ass to scoop out shit to eat.

"Babe, can we peanut butter spoon tonight?"

"fuck no"
"Ah, man"

by Whoamiwhatamihowami October 1, 2023

The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.

trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.

by sativu March 5, 2025