Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
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Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment
"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."
by Error Gaming June 13, 2023
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Skin that puppy

To devour something in a fast pace and to be completely empty.
Joaquin, you skinned that puppy! (He ate a loaded baked potato and left only the skin) skin that puppy
by Joaquinmykitty July 13, 2024
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stacking puppies

1 to goof off a lot

2 to eat puppies

3 to sandwitch yourself between two bitches
Jon: Dude i was stacking puppies last night so hard those bitches re still sore man

Ben: Dude youre stacking puppies there's no way that is true

Jon: I would be joking if i said i was stacking puppies for breakfast today
by akaKevin April 03, 2009
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dumb puppy

ur such a dumb puppy dream
by salemisveryswaggy September 12, 2021
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puppy-dependant

When dog parents experience loneliness and depression due to the temporary absence if their canine fur-babies.
Sarah notices how much room there is in the hotel bed and becomes sad, wishing to be home with her dogs. Sarah is puppy-dependant.
by Schmoe_Joe April 16, 2016
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Angry Puppy

When taking your girl doggy cum in her butthole and then put a leaf blower into her ass so your cum comes outta her mouth
Me and my girlfriend just enjoyed Angry Puppy
by Jxlius January 04, 2019
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