Baby Pipe

A small penis that resembles a baby's
Haha you got a baby pipe
by dat_nigga_over_der_haha May 25, 2010
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Poo pipe plunger

Invented by Jo Majic to describe one who is accustomed to the act of plunging ones member or some other phallic device into the poo pipe (anus)
Yeh I know quentin he's been known to plunge into the poo pipe of many young frisky men, some would say he's a total poo pipe plunger
by Nikki Majic April 10, 2010
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Alaskan Snow Pipe

A turd wrapped in clingfilm and then frozen, to be used as a penetrative sex toy on the ladies, alone or with company. Hard and cold on the way in, mushes and melts to size after a bit.
'ey Janet, just off to drop a kid at the pool, fancy an Alaskan snow pipe later?
by DP81 December 17, 2010
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Crack Pipe Pete

1. A Person who thinks they can outdo anyone in drugs while either not dieing or passing out i.e. Could smoke the most marijuna, Could snort the most cocaine. 2. Someone to compete in drug use with. 3. Jeff G.
Bro 1: "Man lemme stop and hit the bong, pop a pill, smoke a blunt, pop a bean, take 14 shots, titty fuck your mom, shoot birds at the airport AAAAAANNNNND.....be home before dinner. CRACK PIPE PETE AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME BITCH!!!"
Bro 2: ".........Dude...your gay..."
Bro 1: "Why...?"
Bro 2: "Because I just did all that a second ago, theres nothing left to base head off of, check for yourself..."
Bro 1: "Piss....."
by MonsterDipper88 September 04, 2008
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Lebanese Pipe-Wrench

The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.
"Achmed! You got a wrench I could borrow? I'm planning on another Lebanese Pipe-Wrench tonight!"
by ShitholeCountry68 January 18, 2018
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Laying Pipe Bombs

The act of putting gun powder into ones vagina or anal cavity and inserting a lit match into you're urethrae.
Quantarius Diggle Shart: " Bowqueequee and I were laying Pipe bombs last night ".

Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".
by PussySlayerDragon12 April 24, 2023
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Tail pipe trucker

The pussy you never had...

No wonder truck drivers are tired of all the adult stores along I-65. If in doubt always resort to your trusty tail pipe for a safe place to release your load of truck driver cum.
Tail pipe truckers are the best kind. THE ONLY reason tailpipes drip.
by Francekissing44 September 16, 2017
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