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Tesla owners

A group of deluded people who brag about their car at any given time. They are the descendants of the ancient and feared Prius owners. They can be found on youtube, complaining about how their Tesla's sunroof is way too big or how the price of electricity is 0.2 cents more expensive.
Those Tesla owners can't stop talking about his car.
by youcantseeme56 June 24, 2021
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choose your own adventure

In message boards: These are normally topics that an author creates a main storyline, and have the other people periodically choose what action will follow next (usually at a critical point in the story). If done well, they can be one of the most enjoyable topics on a board.
NeoMario: Alex sees a girl comming towards him. He...

A) Walks up and tells her his name.
B) Runs away.
C) Casually say "Hi" when she gets close.
D) SeXX0rZ her FACE!!

MegamanEXE 2003:D!!!!111!!11
Cream: I think C ^.^
Ace: E) Ignore her since she's 300lb lesbian
gabbo: lol, then B :P
by NeoMario February 11, 2005
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boned and owned

A descriptive phrase, referring to the ramifications of seemingly consequence-free coitus, which may include one or several of the following:

1. Pregnancy
2. Emotional attachment
3. STD
4. Unexpected "in a relationship" status appearing on said boning partner's facebook page
5. Falling into a relationship without intending to
I told my brother to use a condom with that skanky ass ho! Now he's boned and owned!!!
by Dr. Evil 518 September 10, 2010
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Irtaza Makki Owais

Means 3 people that have broke the Guinness World Records of having big dicks 🍆.They will knock the fuck outta anyone in the world 🌍.
Wouldn’t mind having a foursome with these 3 sexy bastards Irtaza Makki Owais
by BigDickApney November 23, 2018
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tight as a boiled owl

(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.
Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.
by Santos L Harper January 16, 2021
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OWM

OWM is short for old white men.
Republicans have traditionally been a party of OWMs.
by T Wade June 27, 2005
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Ownie McOwn

An extremely 1337 CS player who has never been killed or outh4xed in his life. He is immortal in the internet gaming league known as Cal-i.
Tyler: OMG!! Guess who just wrecked on me hardcore?!

Me: Who?!?!

Tyler: OWNIE MCOWN!!

Me: NO SHIT. DID HE SIGN YOUR MOUSEPAD?!
by B money April 30, 2004
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