Officially Vortex

Officially Vortex or Sebastian is a man who has a beautiful voice. He is a British man who claims to have a voice that sounds like a old man but is losing to himself. He though has also been rumored to be a waifu but he says he is not since that is gay yet people say it is not since they say no homo.

Do you see that person claiming to be a old man since his voice sounds cool he must be a officially Vortex

by logan Jake Paul April 7, 2018

office pet

A nickname for a person in the office whom you have a strong affinity for. Your office sweetheart.

Always knew I could count on you- office pet.

by anonymouslypostedby April 3, 2018

officership

The phenomenon of appearing overly aggressive or assertive.

Why is he being such a dick?

He's not, it's officership.

by LecheroMan May 15, 2018

Officially.if

such a nice and genuine person but if you fuck up your ass will be whooped Officially is a bitter stuck up bitch who hates niggers and jews

Samantha: SOMETIMES YOU ACT LIKE OFFICIALLY.IF Rodger: who?
Samantha: THAT CRUSTY OLD STUCK UP WHORE

by yeetyzeety August 11, 2018

Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018

offarciment

Office/Apartment

I have a offarciment at work.

by kgahealth October 12, 2018

offarciment

Office/apartment

I have an offarciment at work.

by kgahealth October 12, 2018