when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.
J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”
by DrunkAndRegretful February 12, 2018
Get the drunk and sadmug. A physiological condition, characterized by fatigue, irregular sleep patterns, and headache, which follows a long night of drinking. Symptoms may be similar to those of 'jet lag,' but are not the result of traveling between time zones.
by EdibleMetal January 4, 2010
Get the Drunk Lagmug. by Lil Bud November 1, 2010
Get the Drunk Drugginmug. When someone uses social media to announce to the world they are drunk, when clearly they are not. Tell tale signs of "Internet drunk" are perfect grammar, no typos and a cleverly executed post.
Guy1: Check this fly bunny on Twitter. She nothing but giggles, yo! POST: "I'm so drunk right now, I forgot to conjugate a verb"
Guy2: Who this bitch be lying? She nothing but Internet drunk! Believe dat!
Guy1: You tripping son!
Guy2: Let's go measure our dicks?
Guy1: Word up!
Guy2: Who this bitch be lying? She nothing but Internet drunk! Believe dat!
Guy1: You tripping son!
Guy2: Let's go measure our dicks?
Guy1: Word up!
by @TheRealLobot May 15, 2013
Get the Internet Drunkmug. drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.
so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.
by DNASt1st November 29, 2013
Get the drunk as fudgemug. The sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.
"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."
"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."
"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."
by Vri May 12, 2010
Get the Drunk-keepermug. The level of drunk, where your clothes and hair are a mess and your motor functions are failing - barely able to speak other than grunts and curse words you may have lost control of your bladder, but you fail to acknowledge it.
Good chance you'll get picked up by the cops in this state.
Good chance you'll get picked up by the cops in this state.
Person 1: How drunk are we getting tonight?
Person 2: let's go all out, the night's not over till I'm getting picked out the gutter by some cops or paramedics...
Person 1: Fuck yeah! Let's get Tramp Drunk!!!
Person 2: let's go all out, the night's not over till I'm getting picked out the gutter by some cops or paramedics...
Person 1: Fuck yeah! Let's get Tramp Drunk!!!
by Ayo_wen December 13, 2013
Get the tramp drunkmug.