hot teacher

a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.

12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"

by nintengeek May 2, 2011

Hot Panning

Entering a recently vacated toilet cubical with a warm toilet seat.

Thom: "God I hate hot panning. As usual there were no toilets free so I had to hot pan the throne, big beast of man had just came out, it smelled like sulphur and the seat was on fire."

by Bobsyouruncle August 2, 2012

Gabe Hot

A woman who makes herself noticeably available while under the influence of two or more substances and may be slightly better than average looking.

When I sobered up, I realized she was only Gabe Hot.

by TheGov December 18, 2022

Hot Tams

Another word for the Hot Tamales (the candy). Usually used while playing cards w/ friends.

Hey, Daniel, pass the Hot Tams

by Nikkonikko August 15, 2009

Lawsuit hot

A liquid so hot that if served in a restaurant would be grounds for legal action.

See Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants

(After sipping some coffee) "Goddamn! This coffee is lawsuit hot!"

by Transpo December 22, 2010

hot Malört

The bitter post-fellatio aftertaste that comes from a man who's been drinking too much weird liquor.

Abe is so thoughtful... he always brings me pineapple juice to wash it down when he's been doing shots and knows he's about to give me a hot Malört.

by MaryTodd1818 February 18, 2021

Hot Bill

Similar to a Hot Carl, in that you put seran wrap over someone's face and take a dump on it...however, the dumper spends the previous evening eating a large amount of old moldy fruit (primarily strawberries) for maximum effect...

Steve ate nothing but moldy strawberries all last night, and woke me up with the most amazing Hot Bill this morning....

by Serialcarpins August 30, 2009