by Smerrk August 1, 2012

Somebody who has a nose which resembles a mans penis.
Often found to have poor weed on there floors.
Often found to have poor weed on there floors.
by Jay Dee April 26, 2004

To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort
Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.
by TTM May 15, 2005

A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.
Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.
by David452 June 15, 2008

Someone with an extremely elongated nose that droops downwards it's so big. can be seen as a growth on that person's face due to the sporadic growth of the nose. Many are hooked at the tip as gravity is trying to pull it down to earth.
by Ricardo.W December 26, 2011

I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate
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by TheHernandezWords August 5, 2007
