squirrel brain

when you push all your foreskin in a in a bunch and it looks like a squirrel brain, looks very nasty.

during a drunken night, I whipped my squirrel brain out and showed my friends

by revilo nworb August 27, 2013

Brain Glue

when your brain crawls out of your head then this helps keep it inside your brain-case. but it must be left to dry for at least 4 hours or it will just escape again.

damn im all out of brain glue. if i dont get some soon then he'll run away again.

by toaster zombie January 20, 2009

Brain Skeeze

When a women has side affects similar to the pain felt by eating ice cream too fast, when she is giving filagio.

"Suck my dick bitch...... oh shit i gots brain skeeze"

by MarkyBoii February 4, 2009

Train Brain

Similar to road head, train brain is getting a blowjob on an extremely crowded train.

Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

Brain Scan

1) A move in which a bald head is rubbed against a woman's vagina.

2) A move in which a head is inserted into a woman's vagina.

I was going down on her and she seemed to like the stubble from my chin, so I decided it was time for a brain scan

by sethinsd August 26, 2008

blonde brain

F**king retarded, or not knowing something simple.

Guy 1: (whispering) Psst.. Hey man, whats' 6 plus 1?
Guy 2: (also whispering) It's seven, you blonde brain....
Guy 1: Bitch please.

by GrapeRape69 May 29, 2014

Brain Fart

When your in mid-conversation and... Damn!! I forget what I was gonna say!

I can't give one because I forget what I was talking about... Duh!! Sorry everyone!

BRAIN FART!!

by scrale May 2, 2014