When u tryin to get dis fine ass girls attention and number
damn, aye yo ma lemme get yo number
by papi09209 June 11, 2017
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A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011
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A video in which a scottish man tells yoda to get out his gaff and throws a bottle at him.
Person 1: Have you seen the video called 'get out ma gaff ya green cunt"?
Person 2: No?? that sounds weird
Person 1: Watch it it's so funny
by sefaD November 02, 2020
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Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase
Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond
by Deezos March 10, 2009
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yo fo shizzle ma wizzle to da max, ight whore?
by modafuka February 05, 2009
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When you simple fuck it up. Any process or task that is foiled by ones pure stupidity. Used when things repeatedly get foiled over and over and over again.
Extension used: chotay chotay motay motay.
Shit, i just deleted this file...ma kee chooth may bhayn kay tuttay..chotay chotay motay motay
by Cool dood February 01, 2005
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