aye yo ma lemme get yo number

When u tryin to get dis fine ass girls attention and number

damn, aye yo ma lemme get yo number

by papi09209 June 11, 2017

You don't talk to ma wife like dat

A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal

Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."

by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011

get out ma gaff ya green cunt

A video in which a scottish man tells yoda to get out his gaff and throws a bottle at him.

Person 1: Have you seen the video called 'get out ma gaff ya green cunt"?
Person 2: No?? that sounds weird
Person 1: Watch it it's so funny

by sefaD November 1, 2020

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase

Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond

by Deezos March 10, 2009

fo shizzle ma wizzle to da max

fuck me hard bitch

yo fo shizzle ma wizzle to da max, ight whore?

by modafuka February 4, 2009

Ma kee choot may bhayn kay tuttay

When you simple fuck it up. Any process or task that is foiled by ones pure stupidity. Used when things repeatedly get foiled over and over and over again.
Extension used: chotay chotay motay motay.

Shit, i just deleted this file...ma kee chooth may bhayn kay tuttay..chotay chotay motay motay

by Cool dood January 31, 2005

my ma knows your da

Meaning my mother knows your father. Normally said to a friend.

Im gonna ride the bollocks off yer ma all nite long while shes lying on her side and im spoonin her like i spoon ur da every friday nite! my ma knows your da and im gonna ride the fuck out of ur ma so hard her shit will come out her ears for the next 6 weeks.

by Skitsofrenic mudda fukka December 14, 2007