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Packed Lunch

variation of the warm lunch. After laying someone out on the floor and laying cling film over thier mouths. You deficate into the cling film and then fuck thier face until the cling film breaks. The variaton is to then tape thier mouths shut!
he gave her a packed lunch
by uprightuk August 24, 2010
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Dry Lunch

A term used to describe one that is not attractive, is only friends with other dry lunches and dislikes communicating with other classmates or personnel.

A dry lunch may also brag about smoking the Mj when in reality they will not have the balls to try it
You may want to stay clear of dry lunches since they are known for carrying the flu, colds or worst case scenario the plague or black death. Dry Lunches may also carry an unpleasant odour which is because they may not have washed in several days.

Dry Lunch top tip ~ Stay clear and try your best not to communicate with said dry lunch.
Gertrude ~ "So Stanley, what do you think of that new kid?"
Stanley~ "I'm not to sure mate, i think he may be one of them"
Gertrude~ "Nahh, You seriously think he might be a dry lunch?"
Stanley~ "Yeah man, i think so"
by CrustUp November 24, 2016
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lunchbox

A dude who when he gets smacked acts like an annoying fuck.
Lunchbox: Dude man im am like so high right now man.

Lunchbox: Man I cant feel me feet man im so high man i bet that was some KB man.

Don Gongul: Shut the fuck up
by Scouse April 26, 2003
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lucher

Similar to a moocher but only with sex
Adam,"pedro! you stay out of this! you lucher!"
by sweetsarah27 January 18, 2008
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Minnesota Lunch Bag

the act of a man shitting into a woman's vagina and stapling it shut
Yeah I Minnesota Lunch Bagged dat bitchh
by big dawggggggg June 11, 2012
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hot lunch

when a guy takes a shit on a woman's face or vice versa
Eva Bruan used to give young Adolph a hot lunch with his Jagrmeister.
by Trebor April 17, 2003
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Sack-Lunch

Somebody who never wants to go out and do anything fun. Can also be used for flaking. Taken from when you invite someone from work or school out to lunch and they say, "That's okay, I brought my own."
"So dude, you still goin' out tonight?"
"Naw, man, I think I'm staying in."
"Pff, aight sack-lunch I'll see ya later!"
*CLICK!
by girtby April 22, 2006
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