Arizona Log Mover

When a girl shits in your mouth and you proceed to perform oral sex on her.

Wes: “Remember when I gave Rachael an Arizona Log Mover”

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

log watcher

Someone who constantly keeps his finger on the pulse of the community by watching activity logs.

If not for log watchers, we would have never known the trouble users were having at the Urban Dictionary!

by UD February 28, 2002

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

Butt Log

A brown sticks that is produced from 2 meat balloons

yes it butt log

by Dr. Trouser Trumpet June 4, 2021

lincoln-log

a beast killa with a ten inch monster trout. weakness:anybody named addie

strength: can crush ten monsters in under a minute:

lincoln log state can be acquired by getting crossfased.

I just went sicko mode and unlocked my lincoln-log stage. time to go make love to your mother

by rawrXD78934 November 22, 2021

soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.

Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"

by logsoaker June 28, 2014

Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019