Dick lips

A total Nimrod. A person who is a stupid asshole and needs to fall off the face of the earth.

Hey Dick lips, ya I'm talking to you, you're a fucking idiot!

by Skylar Luster January 6, 2008

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Lips of Aphrodite

When having anal sex, persue the vagina as if too rub the clitorus. However, instead of your finger, use a knife and elmer's glue, to cut/rip off the vagina lips (labia) and glue them to your mouth.

"Hey Johnny... your lips smell like fish."
"It's ok mom, it's just my Lips of Aphrodite"

by Jafuck June 10, 2009

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Clown Lips

Another word for anus

Greg bent over, spread his cheeks, and showed me his clown lips.

by Pugh April 22, 2005

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Miata Lips

how a girl fashions her lips to look like a mans... to seduce bi-sexual Miata owners.

(Richard Simmons) Hey look; she's giving Bruce the Miata Lips.

by Mike Mercury December 15, 2007

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Ghetto Lips

See 'Booty Lips'

Man that Black Bitch has some huge-ass Ghetto Lips

by Robert J. Melrose May 20, 2003

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lipstick on the sausage

Well its basicaly the same as other deffinitions and you know what I mean. Lipstick on your penis. Just used in a joking matter at a restaruant

I was out to breakfast and the waitress asked if I wanted bacon or sausage.

I said sausage please.

She said OK.

I said no lipstick on the sausage though.

She looked at me very confused.

I just laughed and so did everyone else.

by SpeedEuphoria May 30, 2008

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