River Jumping

The art of jumping over rivers, so you dont have to get wet

Broude is the master of river jumping, he is never wet!

by RiverJumper19 January 7, 2010

Jumping off a dresser

To have hard core sex

Jumping off a dresser means to have sex

by katrin February 5, 2021

Border-Jumper

A offensive term for a Mexican.

Mexicans are filthy border-jumpers!

by good_boyo November 30, 2017

Jalalabad Jumper Cable

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

Band Wagon Jumper

A sports fan who's loyalty is contingent upon a team's success. These fans are rarely respected in the sport fanatic community because they reap the rewards of victory, without a willingness or fortitude to face the hardships of defeat.

1realist on the New York Mets message board on 8/10/2010 says "F the Mets!! I am a Reds fan now!!"

Thus, 1realist is a band wagon jumper

by NyMetsFan August 11, 2010

jumped the shark

was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped

is: a lame web page on TV Guide

1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.

2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*

by LexAveNYC June 10, 2009

couch jumper

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

by Johnny452 September 16, 2006