by MichaelsHoles January 27, 2023
Girl!
It’s in the name.
This ain’t no circus, they’re just red flags.
Juiced up muscles but not where it counts.
Gym
And
Lies
If you need comebacks for his narcissistic ass:
“You shouldn’t act hard-to-get when you’re hard-to-want.”
“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize”
“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”
He’s probably cheating trust your gut
It’s in the name.
This ain’t no circus, they’re just red flags.
Juiced up muscles but not where it counts.
Gym
And
Lies
If you need comebacks for his narcissistic ass:
“You shouldn’t act hard-to-get when you’re hard-to-want.”
“Somewhere out there, there’s a tree whose single purpose on earth is to replace the oxygen you waste. Go find it and apologize”
“You consistently set low expectations and fail to achieve them.”
He’s probably cheating trust your gut
by She-wasnt-ready October 12, 2022
Joshua Caleb went crazy on this vinaigrette
by satorujosh June 03, 2022
Boy who enjoys mandingo in his anus and getting jizzed by his biological dad after he got his knob bit off during a blackpool blowjob from his girlfriend
Guy1:Your such a joshua colder
Guy2:Fuck off you cunt no im not
Guy1:Tell me that when your girlfriend gives you half of your dick back
Guy2:Fuck off you cunt no im not
Guy1:Tell me that when your girlfriend gives you half of your dick back
by Big dong boi October 29, 2019
I wish I could be like Joshua C. I would like to enjoy his vegan pasta. He’s way better than Nina in all ways.
by StolenLamb December 30, 2021
A dinky ass bitch who has socks under his bed and cries because gets dropped off by the computer in 2k. Also his a sexual relationship with his pets.
by probably zach or collin June 01, 2020
by thebossamk123344 May 02, 2017