Missing Jordan syndrome

Missing Jordan syndrome - a condition that when not around a Jordan can lead to, anxiety, a feeling of something missing, crying, being sick.

Remedies to missing Jordan syndrome - a cuddle with a Jordan.

I've been sick this week and I don't know why, must be missing Jordan syndrome.

by FaT-_-HeaD- June 20, 2020

Grace Jordan King

A dumb bitch that can people laugh with her stupidity.

Damn, Grace Jordan King is the stupidest person i’ve ever met. But I wouldn’t replace her with anyone.

by user52627 October 26, 2020

Michael Jordan

One who many see as the greatest but us actually nothing but an overrated ass bitch

People think I’m the greatest but I’m not so I’m a Michael Jordan

by Kingsuri May 23, 2018

nike air jordans

Normally worn by a white guy called Stuart who thinks his black but ain’t.

I wish I could jump Every white guy wearing Nike air Jordans

by The ugly thrush 222 September 14, 2019

Tommy “The Tank” Jordan

A monster among men.
A beast among creatures.
I am scared of him.

Notorious: Dude, why is that guy so good at sports? And he wears JEANS while doing so.

Bigfoot: Because, he’s Tommy “The Tank” Jordan.

by FCTrendz September 27, 2022

pulling a jordan waller

when a deformed penisless ginger child becomes aware of his name and body and kills himself

pulling a jordan waller: Jordan Waller totally pulled a Jordan Waller last night! LOLZ

by chriswebz October 13, 2010

He pulled a Jordan

When you kick someone in the balls while wearing Air Jordans.

Me: I will pull a Jordan
Them: No don't do it
Me: *Pulls a Jordan*
Their pride and joy *Dies*
Random dude: Wow, he pulled a Jordan!

by LividPlanets February 6, 2019