Bryce Johnson

Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!

Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂

by Spiffygotastiffy August 6, 2023

Jimmy johnson

A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus

She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson

by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022

Johnson Jingle

After busting a large load, your dick starts to do the Johnson Jingle, Dancing and harmonizing with the moans of that pussy.

Man I busted a fat load in her vagina, I could hear my dick doing the Johnson Jingle

by Supa Johnson March 28, 2025

Teagan Johnson

White trash skank with little boobs

See that girl there she's a total Teagan Johnson

by Qunicy Jones January 19, 2020

johnson coldhand

shower beer in one hand, Johnson in the other!

That was the longest Johnson coldhand ever man!!!!

by LiLRoNNiE July 24, 2017

Rodrick Jay Johnson

He is a caring and a smart individual. He is so good at mathematics. He is a Pisces. He loves to travel to different cities and states. He plans the trips accordingly on the map. He have won several awards, medallions, and scholarships for bowling because he is the best and no one can tell him a darn thing. He is 13 years old and he is born on February 23, 2008 and he is not to be played with.

Rodrick Jay Johnson (the one and only) is a achiever and can accomplish whatever he set his mind to.

by RodtheMan November 23, 2021

Rian Johnson

Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.

Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 13, 2022