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Johnny Boy

"Maybe i am Pittacus Lore?"
Nine disagrees with Johnny Boy
by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020
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Johnny Hardwick

The man who played “Dale Gribble” on “King of The Hill.” He was one of the greatest men to ever be born on this planet.
Rest in piece, Johnny Hardwick-I-I mean… Rusty Shackleferd.
by \\VHM// January 9, 2024
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johnny orlando

Rich young Canadian singer who got his parents to make him famous. He is friends with Jacob Sartorius and gets a lot of hate. Famous song: Let go
“Omg, johnny Orlando is on tour, I have to go see him!”
by Tjejtn n October 3, 2017
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Johnny

Nz slang used to malign scottish bred new zealanders by local natives, illustrates users lack of understanding of British colonization and used as racial abuse.
Never call me johnny, ever.
by DOT_ROD February 12, 2024
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Johnny

The absolute perfect guy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to look at anyone ever again. His curly, brown hair, combined with his lightning-strike eyes, you'll be hypnotized by his beauty. He's the kind of guy girls want to be with and guys want to be. He is a sweet, generous, and comical person, whom's personality is unforgettable. He will become an ally in your life, and never give up on you. He sees the good in things. Aside from his kind gestures and friendly welcomes, he is full of testosterone and will invite you into bed quickly upon meeting. One important thing about sex with a Johnny is that it isn't like most sex, it's better. Johnny has the body of an angel. He has a rock-hard six pack or abs, along with mighty strong triceps and biceps. Seeing Johnny shirtless will immediately make you levitate to his bedroom. Johnny also has great seductive skills. He'll graze you with his veiny hands, and undress you while whispering lovey dovey things in your ear. Once the clothes come off, you'll never want to leave his bed. His long, eight-inch dick will make you moan for hours. He is also a great kisser, touching your body while smooching. Johnny's go best with Monica's. If you're a Monica reading this, you are quite lucky.
Wow, look at that muscular guy over there.
Holy shit, he's sexy!
He must be a Johnny
by JOYBetty777 July 23, 2022
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Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
by onken015 April 19, 2013
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Johnny

That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar
JOHNNY WHY DO YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR
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