Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
Get the Jesse and Evamug. by Lusaaass June 11, 2019
Get the Jessmug. A boy who is an absolute jerk. He loves anime, hentai, and girls with big melons front and back. He will date you for your body and ask you for some noodles if yk what i mean.
Person 1- UGH! Jess is such a jerk!
Person 2- Maybe you shouldn't have dated him.
Person 3- How was she supposed to know he was a perv?
Person 1- Ok sir wise- guy person 2 >:(
Person 2- Maybe you shouldn't have dated him.
Person 3- How was she supposed to know he was a perv?
Person 1- Ok sir wise- guy person 2 >:(
by Amethyst ♤ May 16, 2020
Get the Jessmug. The guy who takes 3 weeks of sick days at school while ordering pizza every day getting fatter by the minute
He's pulling a Jesse Lees again
by sfgdhvskjdbgaijbsdv December 1, 2022
Get the Jesse Leesmug. Omg that’s Jess
by Sexybugga1010 July 12, 2022
Get the Jessmug. Jesse, a proper noun, meaning, “God exists”. Jesse is usually a Capricorn which by default are the hardest workers of the zodiac sign. They are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. Jesse is born shrewd. Don’t cross a Jesse. You will never win favor with them again.
Jesse walks on water.
by The mad hatter November 23, 2021
Get the Jessemug. In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!
Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.
Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.
Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!
Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!
Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.
Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!
Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!
Person 2: You're right let's get goin.
by Whynot90 December 27, 2022
Get the Super Hero Jesse Jamesmug.