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Jason

Someone who likes to use underaged people for sexual gratification, uses YouTubers and fans to get NASCAR memorablilia, use boiler credit cards and pay day loans to buy an expensive sim rig, spends 18 hours a day streamign iRacing, beats his girlfriend, neglects his son, thinks he has autism, is delusional, and thinks they raced in NASCAR, and would get a NASCAR ride from iRacing.
"Damn, that person is a Jason and they need to stop thinking they raced in NASCAR and need to get mental help."
by BroSmellMyFart September 28, 2020
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Jason is a young man with a fetish for females with male genitalia.

He is very likely to put his phone in the microwave while calling you.
- Did he just hang up on me?
- Maybe he pulled a Jason?
- You think he digs chicks with dicks?
- Nah, the phone thing.
by Isha boi November 22, 2021
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JASON IS A BBC DEMON. A monster in the sheets HE can do it all. The way he eats that pussy is emasculate. HE CAN HAVE MY KIDS ANY DAY. THE WAY HE BE dicking down the lady's and women is clearly divine. HE makes all the dread heads fall to there Knees and praise their. KING
Jason is king
by YESKING_getback January 29, 2024
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by MrJWC October 28, 2023
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"Luke at jason that lil boi craka, he def lackin a chrome a zone on the low, he jus a lil boi with a lil toy type snazz"
by Pupjackie April 20, 2023
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Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.

Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
Jason is kind. Jason is smart. Jason is important.
by Jstaub1992 November 23, 2021
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Jason is a disgusting selfish asshole who gets high everyday. Thinks he is the shit but really secretly no one likes him. He is very mean sometimes and is a liar. Always try’s to be funny and jokes around too much and it gets fucking annoying. Thinks he is hilarious. Uses the excuse of being high when he’s mean to girls, calling them sluts and whores. He lies. Be careful with Jason’s. They will break ur heart if you let them.
“Hi jason! How are you?”
“Send me nudes slut”
Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*
by Angelicpussy October 8, 2019
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