January 10 

National molly day-special day to kiss or hug mollys

My names molly and my birthday national molly day on the January 10th

January 10 by Himydudes October 19, 2019

January 22nd 

The day the most beautiful man in the world died. His talents, accent, smile, and potential will be missed but remembered forever.

Guy: Well, there's an opening at the chapel on January 22nd.
Girl: NO!
Guy: What, why?
Girl: Because we're watching the Patriot that day so I can watch Heath Ledger die a patriotic death and pretend it's what really happened!

January 22nd by CheyZan January 20, 2009

January 28th 

A stupid dyslexic annoying bitch was born

Me: hey! When’s you’re birthday?

You: January 28th why?
Me: oh haha you’re stupid then

You: yeah I know

January 28th by January 28th October 21, 2019

January 6 Xtians

Also known as the “Xtian Taliban.” Armed “Christians,” most of them being white racists and supremacists hiding under the umbrella of Christian nationalism, who wouldn’t hesitate to use violence or even murder to ensure that their pro-Christian un-Christian ex-president—who lost the 2020 US election to a white pro-abortion and pro-LGBTQ+ “socialist” presidential candidate—continued to be their “anointed” political savior.

Guesstimate how many ultra-MAGA “patriots,” blue-collar “evangelicals,” and January 6 Xtians would be convicted and sentenced to a jail sentence for answering the call of their Pharisee-in-Chief to storm the Capitol so that he’d illegally serve a second-term in office.

January 6 Xtians by MathPlus December 19, 2022

january 29th 

National Chloe day, anybody called Chloe born on this day you must give a hug or high-five. If she’s your crush you shall ask her out.

It’s January 29th and it’s Chloe’s birthday look there she is over there- i have a crush on Chloe, i’ll go ask her out and give her a hug.

january 29th by MOMMA PIE October 27, 2019

January 6 

on this day, you go to your local target and shit on the floor.

“i shitted on my local target floor for tiktok in January 6th”

January 6 by sistershooketh November 2, 2019

January 20th 2009 4:00 am 

The moment a beautiful goddess was born.

On January 20th 2009 4:00 am a goddess was born.

January 20th 2009 4:00 am by fdsdftghjiuhygtfrdesdrftyhujiu November 7, 2019