January 28th

National slap a midget day.

“Hey have you heard what day it is?”

“No, what day is it?”

*Slaps the pride out*

“Hey what was that for!!”

“National Slap a Midget say young one.”

January 28th means you must slap many midgets.

by Someone Very Tall. January 23, 2021

January 18

7 rings by Ariana Grande birthday

What happens on january 18
well the anniversary of 7 rings ofc

by moonlight 🍄 January 24, 2021

January 30th

January 30th is the day that you have to finish your plate for every meal no matter what!

Its January 30th I have to finish my plate and leave no food behind!

by siphonjk January 29, 2021

January 6

Those who are most oblivious are born this day.

Elle: she is so oblivious she most be born on January 6.

by youra-dopted November 2, 2019

the month of january

It’s all you can hope for. Jerk off january, Juicy hug January, Janitorial jizz January. Basically all things having to do with jizz

Friend: Hey it’s the month of january, we should start jizzing

by Theboi2356885;:// November 28, 2021

25TH JANUARY

SASKIA LEE'S BIRTHDAY

,,TODAY IS 25TH JANUARY!!!!''
,,so?''
,,WOWOWOWOWOWWW ITS SASKIA'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!''

by saski shuu boom January 1, 2021

January 21

If you were born on this and you’re named Valeria your awesome and most likely gonna date your crush

Valeria: HELL YEAH jasmine

Jasmine: Yep it’s January 21

by Sackofballs443 October 31, 2019