Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

by BDYY June 5, 2022

The Italian Jacuzzi

When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak

Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever

by Lapua Larry November 30, 2021

italian mudslide

The act of an over fed Italian dumping on someone's chest

Bill and Tony just had one hell of an Italian mudslide

by D167 December 14, 2015

italian crucifixion

When you tie a girl up on a cross and whip her hard nipples with an olive vine until they bleed.

Did you hear that Warren did the Italian Crucifixion to Heather last night?

by El wapo August 26, 2017

italian restaurant air

the kind of air from an italian restaurant that smells so good, but the food there isnt actually that good

hobo 1: vinnie's smells so good. lets eat there

hobo 2: dont be decieved by italian restaurant air

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 22, 2024

Rita's Italian Ice

a privately owned and operated American quick service restaurant chain that operates primarily in the Mid-Atlantic United States. The chain is known for its Italian ice1 and frozen custard,2 but also offers multiple types of frozen treats and specialty creations.

n 2010, Rita's Italian Ice began a partnership with Just Born to offer a seasonal Peeps Brand Marshmallow Candy flavored ice.18 The Peeps flavor was discontinued in 2011, but was offered in some stores in spring 2017.

by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023

Italian

Inside out black guy

Marc is italian, but not black on the outside

by MarcGblack man February 5, 2020