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Bed Decision

A bed decision is a decision made after having sex by two people in authority, on plan of actions with an intended negative effect on a particular person or group of persons without the benefit of due process or due diligence, for the personal purpose of one or both of the sex partners. Usually sex is used to coax a partner to agree to a decision for the benefit of the one suggesting a decision. Bed decisions can also be decisions on how to commit corruption or the improper use of the funds of the organization, or to condone a wrongful act of a particular person or group being protected by either one of the sex partners, or to obtain a certain benefit for a particular person or group. In this definition bed decisions are bad decisions or evil decisions using sex to scheme sinister plots.
The termination of Jack's employment contract was a bed decision between his female Project Manager and the Country Manager who are having an affair, because the Project Manager did not like Jack's sense of independence.
by El Django July 18, 2021
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ran's bed time

When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.
You little crumpet-eating shit. Ran's bed time. You've been up too long and it's getting dark out.
by WarWithinABreath June 16, 2017
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bed sleep

A particular kind of restful, fulfilling sleep that can only be obtained by sleeping in a bed. This kind of sleep is especially needed by college students.
I'm so tired from studying all night.
You want to crash on my futon?
Not thanks, I need bed sleep.
by Smolmarph February 24, 2011
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Bed Sniffer

Australian slang; An investigator from a welfare agency, who comes to your house to test your eligibility and question weather or not you are having sexual relations with your housemates. (As income could be less for people in a defacto relationship, than that of people simply co-residing.
Had to set up a second bed in the spare room today, because the bed sniffers are coming to investigate.
by 3BG October 4, 2019
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Go Home, Go Bed

An extremely long VanossGaming skit where Tyler tries to...get home and go to bed. But he ends up in several other places, including a strip club, a random street with a goomba (goomba, fuck you!), Hogwarts, Minecraft, the Moon itself, and many other places -- all while being completely ignorant as to where he is because he is player model is looking up while Vanoss tries his absolute hardest to keep it together.
I'm sick and tired of playing this stupid fucking game.

I just wanna go home, go bed.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021
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Wet the bed

Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.
You: what a great dream!

Why is my bed sheet wet?

OH NO I WET THE BED!
by Tordindamix October 27, 2022
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Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"
Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.
by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017
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