by camx70 December 8, 2021
Get the National Bed Appreciation Daymug. by sh... September 8, 2025
Get the hayley's bedmug. by Ronnieronnie April 2, 2022
Get the Bedmug. When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them
“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam
by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018
Get the Bed jinxedmug. When you fuck your daddy to hard and he starts to cum and wont stop and then you die beacuse your cock is to big
by Natthecoolperson November 21, 2021
Get the bedmug. A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.
Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"
Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"
The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.
You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"
Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"
The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.
You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
Get the SHIT THE BEDmug. DO you GOT AH BED as the ASSHOLE is there for your SHIT CONVENIENCE and always in BED and wakes up when ASSHOLE PLEASES to BOWEL OUT.
SEE HER IN TUNE as GOT AH BED as no other than ISABELLE.
URINATION EMANATION for the greatest PENIS ACTION as GOT AH BED as enter the PISSECTASY.
SHIT IS ASSHOLE AS GOT AH BED for I SUCK ASSHOLE from the GET PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENTS as RIMJOB PRIORITY.
SEE HER IN TUNE as GOT AH BED as no other than ISABELLE.
URINATION EMANATION for the greatest PENIS ACTION as GOT AH BED as enter the PISSECTASY.
SHIT IS ASSHOLE AS GOT AH BED for I SUCK ASSHOLE from the GET PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENTS as RIMJOB PRIORITY.
by NEE TRANSEXUALITY June 18, 2021
Get the GOT AH BEDmug.