by SHAWTY March 13, 2005
by KKT October 09, 2005
It's akin to the more widespread 'morning wood', but instead of being a function of a typical male, it is instead a daily reminder to necrophiliacs. It does involve an erection upon regaining consciousness, but instead of being caused by lustful porn stars, it's caused by sadness that your lover last night is now six feet under, and you are depressed, but more so you are excited at the thought of having them once. Hence the title 'mourning wood'
Doug: Hey man, that party we had at the cemetery last night was a blast.
Mike: Yeah, i found a 40-something blond amongst the oldies. I definitely had some mourning wood when i woke up.
Mike: Yeah, i found a 40-something blond amongst the oldies. I definitely had some mourning wood when i woke up.
by katzdogma June 22, 2007
Oakton Woods is THE sweetest neighborhood in all of Northern VA. The guys of this neighborhood naturally get into the best colleges in the country and enjoying drinking natty light and smoking parliament lights.
random kid: goddamn i wish i lived in your neighborhood (Oakton Woods)!!
O.W. guy: shut up, bow down. (flicks his cig at him)
O.W. guy: shut up, bow down. (flicks his cig at him)
by ProudOWresident September 04, 2007
Tiger Woods. (n.). A drink with half and half mix of lemonade and black tea that is like the Arnold Palmer but fits better in a racially incorrect way, as in Woods is half yellow and half black, and gets a lot of tang, and didn't quite get away with it.
Slang from the last decade in the San Jose or Milpitas area, especially after Tiger's falling out with his mistresses.
Slang from the last decade in the San Jose or Milpitas area, especially after Tiger's falling out with his mistresses.
Tiger Woods (nee. Arnold Palmer)
Asking for an Arnold Palmer makes sense in a restaurant, but if you ask for a Tiger Woods there will probably be some stares from the wait staff.
Also called Island Tea Lemonade.
Asking for an Arnold Palmer makes sense in a restaurant, but if you ask for a Tiger Woods there will probably be some stares from the wait staff.
Also called Island Tea Lemonade.
by sporkfif44 June 19, 2011
The act of inserting a penis into an excessively arid vagina, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.
Man, Mike must have been sanding wood last night. You should have seen the friction burn on his Johnson!
by VitaPeachHealthLog March 03, 2011
Bob: Yo, I'm from K-wood so that automatically means I'm daaaamn cool.
Billy: you poser! Your from Alexandria! I'm a true kingwoodian from k-wood!
Billy: you poser! Your from Alexandria! I'm a true kingwoodian from k-wood!
by jerseyGirl February 28, 2004