im cumming

when a human male is jacking off, and he deciddes to shout "IMM CUMMMINGGG" or in sex

Person 1: HARDER!!!!
person 2: IM CUMMINGGG1!!

by Spahendrix September 18, 2022

im

"im" is when you're a dumbass child and you ask someone above you in IQ and ask if it's spelt "im"

"im" a dumbass

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Im going to

ror

Im going to

by im going to February 29, 2024

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

pizza im ptitim

its when u have ptitim on pizza

hey, or is eating pizza im ptitim

by Or liani September 12, 2018

Im Bored

If you are reading this, it means that you are bored beyond belief and would rather do anything than do some actual work.

Hey, im Bored

by Yustbetterthanyou June 2, 2020

If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022