Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.

Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B June 14, 2017

HOLY FAX MACHINE!

What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.

“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”

Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k

“You are such a HOLY FAX MACHINE! meanie!”

by Sabooboo the great February 28, 2018

holy shiite muslim

pronounced (hoe-lee she aight muzz lim)
n. Expression of surprise.

Juanita Doe: I forgot to turn off the stove!
Juan doe: Holy shiite muslim!! Is you serious?

by xtotheizzo August 28, 2008

holy child - rye

we are preppy. we are rich. we look really good in our little skirts and in your boyfriends arms. don't mess with us, we come in packs (especially to the bathroom). burberry, louis vitton, coach, you name it we have it. jeep and volkswagon are the most popular cars in our lot. we live for dress down days and pj pants. and we are never in uniform. starbucks is where we hang out and westchester is where we live. we party all the time and document the whole event on film. by cell or aim we are reached, but dont bother if your not in our league.

not quite holy and just past children, we are holy child; a place where wisdom (not the kind in books), confidence (to ask that hottie out), and friendships (the ones that last forever) are found <3

by Christine April 4, 2005

holy shit on a rope

Something my (many-times) boss Mike says. Don't ask me why. But it's pretty cool.

Lesbian #3: Mr. Jim just wrecked the forklift again.

Mike: Holy shit on a rope!

Muff: Fuck you, Mr. Jim!

by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

holy shiite muslims

It is a hybrid of holy shit and Shiite Muslims put together.

Holy shiite muslims those tits are huge!

by Yukester December 20, 2007

Holy Barrel of Monkeys

an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.

"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.

Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!

by Almost Urgent July 14, 2009