History Bomb

Deleting any history of dirty things on your computer

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Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.

Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.

by SecretCPU May 13, 2011

history dump

Someone tells you a lot more than you ever wanted to know about their past (work, personal life, problems, etc). Too much info, too many details, not all of it is relevant or important to the present time.

When I asked about her work experience, I got a 20-minute, non-stop history dump.

If you ask about his ex-girlfriend, be ready for a history dump...he doesn't know when to stop.

by FlyingBrain August 14, 2012

Historicle

An article from history. It can be any length of time, as long as it's at least older than five years.

Guy A: Anything on the news?

Guy B: No, but there's this historicle about women in the 50's having sweet racks.

Guy: Uh, thanks... I guess?

by CallMeMrTiggles April 17, 2013

History of Economic Thought

A lesson for undergraduate economics classes. Economists those died hundreds of years ago can still fuck your mind because of this lesson. Some of them claim that value can only be determined by demand and others begin to blend them by being foolish, because, according to them value can only be determined by supply or something fucking else.

I used to think that Karl Marx is a merit figure in history because he tried to solve the poverty problem but now i think he's fucking crazy. You will see his name in everywhere if you are am economics student. In Sociology, in macroeconomics, in microeconomics, in comparative world economy, in politics...

In 2nd the January which is follower of the 2015's first day, i have a final term for History of Economic Thought.

by ch32 April 4, 2015

Historical Atheist

A person who does not believe in history; i.e. One would need a time machine to convince this person that something really happened

Guy 1: Man, I hate having to memorize dates of the Civil War. And how does Ms. Johnson know that these events happened on these specific days?
Guy 2: Since when are you a historical atheist?

by gooberdude2 April 14, 2015

Histroyphobia

the irrational fear of historical facts or symbols that make people feel unconformable to the point they want them purged from existence.

Due to Histroyphobia the confederate flag was removed from public display.

by Talk2Bill September 4, 2015

Historymangler

A girl that tells the same story with so many different endings that she can't keep up with them.

Man, she is a historymangler. She don't remember shit.

by Whatwhat October 12, 2015