lead in his head

Presumed lead poisoning, causing acts of extreme blankness.

"Maybe the lead in his head will gently bend the branch down to the ground before he finds out what it takes to make it to heaven."

by enviroman September 22, 2011

chuck his pants

verb.

To have someone fling their pants at you, or towards you, in a manner that means they like you.

Keira Knightley was asked, "Are you getting more attention from guys now after the film 'King Arthur'?" and she responded, "I havn't had anyone chucking their pants at me!"

Hey Marie, do you think he would ever chuck his pants at me one day?

by Marie Genovese October 9, 2008

between his thighs

In keeping with Handmaid's vernacular, a righteous substitute for 'under his eye', 'blessed be' or some other religious bullshittery designed to create universal behavioural compliance.

Why does the child cry?
The pump is dry!
Where will my soul go to die?
Between his thighs!
Of course...

by YAWA August 26, 2022

test his jaw

When someone is disrespecting, simply pop him one in his jaw.

Friend 1: Christian keeps texting my girl
Friend 2: test his jaw

by PocketHandle October 5, 2020

Hi Or Shit To Me

When you greet someone or somebody and they don't say anything back to you.

I was walking down the street and said good morning to a group of people and they didn't say hi or shit to me

by Matthew B. Walker August 10, 2012

Hi, how are you?

Can be a nice thing to say if you say it to a friend or a loved one, but inappropriate if you say in response to a police officer that asks you how high are you?

Police officer: How high are you?
Some random idiot: No officer, you're wrong! It's Hi, how are you?

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021

Whats his nuts

Another saying in place of "Whats his face?"

A..."Hey! isn't the guy you were talking about earlier?''
B..."Who?"
A..."O whats his nuts."

by lilp123 April 23, 2013