Erik (Sans Griffin)

Bas' best friend.

Erik (Sans Griffin) is Bas' best friend and Kitty is a hoe.

by Seabasilisk September 15, 2019

Thoughtful Gift

A "Thoughtful Gift" (usually said on Christmas or Birthday) is when someone states they got you a "Thoughtful Gift" but in reality they probably got you something cheap and useless. Oh and obviously very very CRAPPY.

M: "Hey Hunny, I got you a very thoughtful gift!"
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."

by tiredofXmas December 25, 2010

Grif And Bob

oh My GAD!
there just so..so...so BEAUTIFUL!
OH MY GAD LIKE!
so hAt.....
such beasts!
Smell o' fish off your breath when your finished with em ladies......

Dick in your eye/ass/ear?
call 1800 - grif and bob

by Collarsup.net November 22, 2003

FarmVille Gift Lag

The time from when farmville notifies friends that a gift is no longer available and the farmer removes it from his profile.

Tom: What's up with Jeff's gifts, they are all taken.

Larry: I know, he needs to remove them from his profile they have too much FarmVille Gift Lag.
.................................................................

Janey: Jez, I wish Betty would erase her gifts. I'm gonna have to put a comment, "All Gone" to remind her that she has a FarmVille Gift Lag.

by chrisjlatdoc April 4, 2010

Daddy’s Gift

When daddy’s son turns 8 and he wants a roblox card, so I’m exchange the father wants to shove his penis inside his son. So the father gets the 100 dollar roblox card. The little boy then pulls his jockeys down and the father lubes up his crank and begins to thrust it into his son. After hours of gay sex, his son plays roblox and braggs to his friends that he rode daddy’s cock

“Hey son, happy birthday! Do you want daddy’s gift?”

by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017

Greatest Gag Gift

GGG means the greatest gag gift ever. It’s when your girlfriend makes you mad and use a condom and you said you don’t want to you can’t feel her and she makes you use one anyway. You used this. A dry condom salted on the outside. Made to rub her skin dry to open her wound ass or pussy and salt will make it sting or burn and you make sure to tell her we not stopping until I orgasm too. It takes so long to cum with a condom and make sure she agrees to it on camera first.

The greatest gag gift bring couples closer together and make woman stop being evil to their significant other good godly men.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 5, 2022

Griffin

The sexual act of spraying whip cream on a vagina then gently but forcefully fist the vagina

"Yo Jeff! I griffined the fuck out of Samantha last night"

by sexslave126 September 17, 2015