you love making out with big men
by daddy41 May 6, 2022
Get the wearing glassesmug. when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.
"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.
by Krkič May 3, 2019
Get the glassesmug. by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018
Get the Made of art and broken glassmug. by Mr avocado man December 5, 2023
Get the jewish shot glassmug. steve: i have glasses
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok
by dylanlovescookies August 10, 2019
Get the glassesmug. This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
by mytts69 August 10, 2010
Get the terminal hour glass failuremug. A small but smooth guy, But when messed with might be one hell of a person to calm down, He won’t hold back anything when it’s time to handle his business.
by Micheal suave June 18, 2019
Get the Kobe Glassmug.