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General blow

When a man has the pleasure of receiving oral sex while enjoying some General Tso’s chicken at the same time.
It’s been a long weekend. I could really go for a General Blow right about now.
by GypsyMagic69 March 7, 2021
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#general-ufo

Chaos. Utter chaos, with random topics every 30 seconds.

It can be wholesome as well, unless another guy pops up with a random topic.
I escaped from #general-ufo's chaos.
by regeringavingenting June 17, 2021
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Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes
"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)
by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024
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General Mills

A food company founded in 1928, known for cereal brands and snacks like Cookie Crisp, Gushers, and notably Cocoa Puffs
These tasty Gushers from General Mills are great!
by Vorphy_101 March 22, 2024
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Floor General

Girls named Nevaeh, often ones who are very annoying
Nevaeh is a floor general, she doesn’t know how to shut up
by Simma January 7, 2024
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Corporal-general

A fictitious rank for someone who believes that they are a genius military leader (or at least more competent than their actual military leaders), due specifically to their lower-level military experience.

Typically found among former soldiers who end up in positions of authority, and believe that their being in the army once, and being from the rank and file and not an officer, makes them more qualified to make big decisions than actual officers, despite said officers potentially having made such big decisions for many years, but who were obviously out of touch because they'd started their careers as officers and had spent most of their time behind desks.

Similar to the armchair general, but with the caveat of even the tiniest amount of military service instantly making them more qualified than other armchair generals.
"And so Hitler the Corporal-General, remembering his time as a corporal in the trenches of the Western Front, declared that putting more resources into producing flamethrowers would win the war, much to the chagrin of his generals, who had instead been trying to get him to allocate more divisions to repel the allied invasion of Sicily."
by Dr Mg October 14, 2022
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