anti first law

When you get to a picture with no comments, instead of saying 'first', you say -anti first law- to prevent others from saying 'first'.

Comments:

Russell Derpson: ‎-anti first law-
10 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: first!
8 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: dammit
2 seconds ago

by Rage Guy April 8, 2012

FDS (First Dick Syndrome)

When a girl gets dick whipped and can't think about any other dick.

Yo, Rachel is back with her ex?? Even though he cheated on her?? Yes, bit she suffers from FDS (First Dick Syndrome)

by Tylg2999 October 1, 2017

the first of the 388y18321u891823130182309820398

If you typed this exactly as it is you are a god.

the first of the 388y18321u891823130182309820398 is random numbers and letters.

by pohtato April 12, 2019

Milk first

Ur an evil person if you pour the milk before the cereal. So stop it... >:(

HOW DARE YOU POUR THE MILK FIRST

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE123 May 15, 2019

Portuguese first class

noun: a coach bulkhead seat, i.e., no other seats in front of you so you have some extra legroom.

I was on the redeye to NYC and I got bumped to Portuguese first class.

by elhelmete November 10, 2006

The First Time

The best fricking movie on the planet

Person 1: Hey do you have any movie recommendations my dude?
Person 2: WATCH THE FIRST TIME ITS A

19532890494/10 MUST WATCH

by sechilds02 February 5, 2017

safety first

safety first:
1) loves to rage
2) tour is life
3) the brothers past mascot
4) slinging bunk yay on lot
5) trying to talk to all the ladies

"safety first brah!!!"

by coolgirl April 18, 2005