When you serve an unsuspecting person a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles that has some small, similar shaped rabbit poops mixed in.
My friend Dan stopped over to trade some baseball cards. I gave him a nice delicious breakfast before trading.
by Hard Hat Harold September 03, 2019
Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
A breakfast consisting of an energy drink and some form of nicotine, usually in the form of a vape or cigarette
What do you mean it's not a real breakfast, urban dictionary calls it a 'gen z breakfast' so it has to be real!
by No psuedonym required December 23, 2022
by catfelixe February 18, 2024
I totally left a skillet breakfast on that girls flat ass. It was complete sausage gravy I her greased up hash browns.
by sparkle horse January 10, 2018
The act of urinating, surveying your surroundings, then carrying on with your business. This can be done in place of breakfast if you don't have time to eat. This act can also be referred to as, "a piss and a look around".
Guy #1: What time are we leaving in the morning?
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
Guy #2: 6. Will probably only have enough time for a coyote's breakfast.
by jacko_baby July 20, 2019
by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 18, 2017