Foreskincast

A humorous forecast made by the German shepherd named jags on social media platforms
who coined the phrase on September 28th 2025

Todays foreskincast: partly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
Clouds and fog moving in this evening, obstucting my view of the neighbor showering.
lows in the mid 70s tonight with windchills dipping into the teens.

by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

Forestalled

buy up (goods) in order to profit by an enhanced price.

Sure, here's an example sentence: "During the stock market crash, many investors forestalled the market, buying up stocks at low prices and selling them later at a higher price."

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

Forespite

To have preemptive spite

“Before I met him I felt forespite against him”
“I felt a sense of forespite before the meeting”

by balls pusher May 27, 2025

fomosexuals

Pretty the entire generation of rainbow children
Brainwashed by our you know supposedly
Say "modern" education system
To chop things off and put things in
Places other people, and other people's generations cringe at

Fomosexuals put emphasis on wild sexuality with new identities full of bizarre cognitive disorders

These goddamn fomosexuals are ruining America.

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 6, 2025

foeskys

Fuck Off, Eat Shit, Kill Yourself.

when telling someone to fuck off isn't enough.

Person: I don't believe in equal human rights
Person 2: please FOESKYS

by tobimpaputterfly June 15, 2025

Foreskin Franks

A woman bites off a man's foreskin and spits it into a sausage maker to incorporate it in a hot dog and uses the same man's nut and her period blood as condiments on the hot dog.

P1: Since when were you circumcised?

P2: Ever since my wife and I made Foreskin Franks.

by LordDingleNut November 9, 2025

redwood forest

A red-headed persons pubs

I was screwing this guy and noticed he had a redwood forest! It twas discusting.

by calledheronthephone December 29, 2007