Fake thinking

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.

Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.

by cul3pr April 03, 2019

Fake hair

Hair that is fake

Isabella has such fake hair ew! 😂

by AF.no April 24, 2018

Fake Floydian

A person who pretends to be a fan of the British rock band (the) Pink Floyd (sound), because they think it Is hip or cool; usually girls trying to get attention or otherwise note from guys. To determine if they are a true Floyd fan, just ask who Syd Barrett is.

Man, I started dating her, and it was great 'cause she liked all my music, but on further inspection, she was a Fake Floydian

by Sweglerdsp00kz November 22, 2015

fake account

An account used for trick and extort gullible man. Generally the profile picture is an attractive woman.

I was extorted for a fake account in ܳtwitter.

by barbaroja December 29, 2022

Fake Plant

A usually inorganic object which looks like a plant. Most often made of some sort of plastic.

"I'm going to water this plant!"
"No dude, that's a FAKE Plant!"

by Beholderface January 26, 2018

Fake Virgin

Someone who has kissed many people and still says they are a virgin

Wait your a fake virgin

by Gungja February 25, 2021

fake n'baker

1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.

2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.

"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."

"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"

by BermpChick January 03, 2013