Fake bro

A bro that doesn't put in effort to hangout or talk. One that doesn't get on Xbox with the bois.

Yeah, Daniel is such a fake bro.

by Ironleal June 28, 2019

Fake thinking

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.

Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.

by cul3pr April 2, 2019

Fake friends

The people you hang out with at school.

“Hey girly”
^^example of what fake friends say.

by An.angel June 15, 2019

Fake Plant

A usually inorganic object which looks like a plant. Most often made of some sort of plastic.

"I'm going to water this plant!"
"No dude, that's a FAKE Plant!"

by Beholderface January 27, 2018

Fake up

Cheap, drug store makeup dupes

Man, I have to go get some fake up from the drugstore
What’s fake up?
Makeup, but the drugstore dupes!

by Anxiety! at the Club February 5, 2018

fake friends

friends that dont like your boyfriend

person 1: i dont like your bf, you always go out with him not us
person 2: omggg your so toxicccc fuckkk you i hate you, you and the test of the group are fake friends

by swagger.3000 November 23, 2020

Fake Monarchy

Hell on earth...
A place with corrupt leaders who abuse power to please their most primal desires. If you are part of a Fake Monarchy you should probably leave, as it is detrimental to your health. One possible benefit of a fake monarchy is the bonds created with people in equally terrible situations as yourself. They are to be described as "The Real Ones" or "Da Bois", according to modern culture.

Person One: "Holy crap, this place sucks!"
Person Two: "Yeah, if I did not have da bois I don't know how I would handle this."
Person One: "This Place is a real Fake Monarchy."

by KindaWeeb January 13, 2021