facebook rock bottom 

When you realize your looking at someone's facebook profile that you don't care about, in fact you hate them, and everything you read about the profile disgusts you, and then you catch your reflection in the computer screen and you see the skin of your face sagging off your skull, and it scares you, and like a drug addict you see the end of your life surfing some idiot's profile so you delete your account...or just suspend it for now, because who know one day...you might be able to use if effectively and not waste time on it, because it's not a waste of time...right?

I threw up when I hit facebook rock bottom

facebook rock bottom by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011

Facebook Bulimia

To clean out one's excess friend list on a social networking site, typically arises when one realizes that they do not know or talk to 80% of the individuals on said list of people.

Parallels to the eating disorder bulimia in which one consumes massive amounts of food and proceeds to purge through vomiting, laxatives, exercise, etc.

Jon's going through a severe bout of Facebook Bulimia, he went from 1000 friends he barely knew to the 200 people he went to high school with overnight after purging everybody he didn't know faster than an overweight chick's eats her second lunch.

Facebook Bulimia by MATTMastication April 12, 2011

facebook delusion disorder 

You think there are secret hidden facebook messages meant just for you, when in reality, you are an idiot.

Also known as FDD.

"He just checked in at the bar. I think he wants me to meet him there."

"I don’t think so; he hasn’t accepted your 18 friend requests."

"No really, I think this one was meant for me."

"You are an idiot. You have facebook delusion disorder."

facebook delusion disorder by SPApproved February 19, 2012

Facebook communication vessel 

on Facebook, a trusted friend you ask (as a favor to you) to say hello- or send any other messages- on your behalf to another Facebook user who either deleted their account or doesn't want to talk to you on Facebook.

My friend Steven actually invented the phrase Facebook communication vessel when I asked him to say hello on my behalf to another common friend of ours who didn't want to talk to me and Steven refused.

Facebook communication vessel by Uncle Dimma October 2, 2013

Facebook friends with benefits 

1. People who you add on social network websites likeFacebook for the sole purpose of using them to get benefits from their games such as Farmville, Cafe World, etc.

2. Someone you added on Facebook so that others will think more highly of you because of the association.

Minutes after that bombshell Rachel added me on Facebook I recieved a neighbour request for Farmville. We must be facebook friends with benefits.

Now that I've added the band members of Killswitch Engage on my facebook, noone will think I'm a loser anymore! =D

Facebook friends with benefits by TeamAwesomeAssemble October 22, 2009

Facebook Thuggin 

When another person,usually a hater, posts on yer wall or status trying to be hard and when you see them in person they dont say anything and barely make eye-contact.

Kayla:(writing on status) You aint bout nothing, you aint tryna see me in these hands.

Ashley:(checks status) hmmmm.. delete
AT School the next dayy..
Kayla:(walking pas ahley on hush mode)

Ashley: She straight facebook thuggin

Facebook Thuggin by Zappy200 January 25, 2011

facebook stalk 

Verb. To ascertain information about an individual through the internet networking site Facebook.

Paige: How did you know that about me?
Tom: I facebook stalked it.
Paige: Woah, creepy.
Tom: You facebook stalk, too. Don't lie.
Paige: Oh yes. You are so clever.

facebook stalk by Ricky Williams and Dante's Inferno February 25, 2008