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eagertistical

Definition for somebody who cannot wait to go tell somebody that their property or their car or their house and their yard is so much better than theirs liking to brag.
There goes Karen and Chap, already knocking on the brand new neighbors door at 6:00 a.m. in the morning. That's so eagertistical of those two.
by opticride2020 April 2, 2023
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Edge

A man who doesn’t do shit, takes no true accountability, gets high all day, way too pushy when horny, threatens to kill himself when he doesn’t get his way, doesn’t care until it’s too late, puts on a front infront of his homies, lies a lot, talks shit about people, manipulates you, judges you, makes you feel stupid, is controlling and WAY too insecure but also somehow a narcissist at the same time. An edge is a truly horrendous experience, but it’s a lesson. An edge got you rethinking life. An edge is so so selfish and uses people to get what he wants. He’s also a fucking pussy.
Victor “if you leave me I will kms”
Marie“Don’t be such an edge”

Victor “I promise I’ll never do it again I’m such a fuck up you deserve better
*repeats “mistake” over and over again*

Victor“ stop acting like a bitch. Cover up. Take that down”

Marie “ no it’s givinggg edge”
by Wetcooch April 4, 2023
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Edgar

The most unmanly. Some tend to have pink guns. Tend to make the worst decisions(especially with women).They are fat in the heart and always eating. They are obsessed with their exes. Their new girls are always ugly.
EDGAR: I miss my ex Michelle I want her to mommy me!
HIS EX: no.
by soapysausageducky April 23, 2023
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Edge Sheeran

Someone (typically a male) who tries to act all tough and cool but cannot pull it off because they have the intimidation level of a baby kitten
"Dude's acting like a total Edge Sheeran, like he thinks he's hot shit, but it's almost adorable because he's really not"
by FoxNews4Kids 2 May 13, 2023
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edgelord

Someone who is racist,sexist,homophobic and tries to pass it has dark humor
edgelord:fuck everybody
Bro shut up we don't careeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by midcap May 14, 2023
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Edge Fest

A tri-state wide celebration where many oiled men edge themselves for as long as they can, if they cum early, their manhood is whacked with a shovel
Yo bro how long did you last at edge fest?
only 2 minutes and now i can’t get an erection
by bootiemuncher May 15, 2023
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edgelord

someone who is a lord at edging, some may even say the best
i am edge- aing ohhh eyes edgelord time eme
by NotMango July 9, 2023
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