Dan is very handsome and nice
All the people love him he is very funny
All the girls love him and want to be with him.
But he is a “f*** boy “ because al the girls want him and he don’t know what to do
All the people love him he is very funny
All the girls love him and want to be with him.
But he is a “f*** boy “ because al the girls want him and he don’t know what to do
Girl 1: Omg Dan is so perfect
Girl 2: yes I’m in love with him
Girl 3: you two don’t have any chance with him
Girl 1: oh shut up he loves me
!!Girl 2: no he said he love me
Girl 2: yes I’m in love with him
Girl 3: you two don’t have any chance with him
Girl 1: oh shut up he loves me
!!Girl 2: no he said he love me
by Ninja fortnite June 01, 2018
Dan has a passion for fire, whether it's starting them or just nurturing the fire in his heart! He's usually laid back but if you disappoint him too many times, you won't see the fire in his heart, you'll see the one in the reflection of his eyes after setting fire to your home!
by SorryDear! November 22, 2021
Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road
by Juul life April 01, 2018
The kind of man who will give u the world and take it from u in a couple of seconds. Acts extremely gay but covers it up by constantly talking about needing a mommy gf. He might be charming at first, but soon u will find out he is the devil himself. Has a weird obsession with monkeys, just like all the other men.
Person 1: That guy is acting so sussy, there is no way he is straight!
Person 2 : I know right. Oh god he is such a Dan.
Person 2 : I know right. Oh god he is such a Dan.
by bpddiseasehastakenover July 10, 2022
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by Sandtrum June 03, 2019
A guy who thought up the cure to cancer, but then forgot it as he got distracted by a Big Mac ad on TV
by Big boy.com April 01, 2021