swongle my dong

1. to jack off violently

2. to excite in a way that's almost erotic

1. "Dude I'm gonna swongle my dong so hard later my dick's gonna fall off."

2. "Holy crap that movie swongled my dong."

by DongSwongler April 14, 2021

Bomble dong

Kinda gay bozo

Bro that guy was kinda acting bomble dong over there with his dog so we should hit him

by Kidneydong July 25, 2021

Konkey Dong

A dick that looks like it would belong on donkey Kong, and/or a dick with erectile dysfunction

Jeff’s wife left him and took the kids because his Konkey Dong couldn’t satisfy her.

by tortureoftuvalu May 10, 2024

Dong Hound

a female who is extremely slutty and always looking for dick.

Joe: Wow! Casey is such a dong hound.

James: Yeah I know she's fucked the whole Walmart staff.

by Word Pumpkin Cock May 30, 2020

Efficient Dong

When a male’s unit is not severely above average, but is preferred because it is still useful and actually less annoying to manage

I may not have the largest dong but it gets the job done with minimal hassle and is a quite efficient dong.

by Rock T June 20, 2025

dong saeng

tall as fuck. has perfect pitch. bought a color. tiktoker. rage quits. catchphrases include "its so doomed" and "sped". inventor of the 4 scale. wordhunt god. not afraid to roast back and be absolutely brutal (to the point of being unable to recover). lowkey scary. attracted to abgs.

bean girl: YO DONG
dong saeng: im gonna fucking cone you, you cockroach

by user385011 November 23, 2021

glory dong

When his dick so heavenly

Dude Ronny has glory dong

by knobbyKnacker May 23, 2016