country simp

A douche who makes him or herself over to be something they are not to legally emigrate into a country.

Doug did a shit ton of plastic surgery to country simp his way into Hondures.

by Tiberius Doohan November 15, 2021

country

a continent

no i will also not use country in a sentence.

by justbelieveit August 16, 2021

Country club

Nickname for the very hot, sexy, cute, psycho and coke addict Rafe Cameron from the Netflix show Outer Banks played by Drew Starkey who is the complete different then Rafe. Drew is a Hot, cute, sexy, kindhearted and loving person

berry (rafe’s coke dealer): "That’s the point i’m thinking about, country club"

by Liv Isabelle starkey August 22, 2021

Country Boy

Usually a teenage southern who speaks with a strong accent and wears square toed western boots despite never being on horseback. They drive lifted trucks because their cocks are small and fly confederate flags and claim "it's muh heritage." Country boys will spend 90% of the time trying to one up eachother on how country they are and 10% of the time fishing or hunting, which arent even strictly country things. They brag about how country boys like themselves can do anything when it comes to manual labour and fixing things, yet 9 times out of 10 they're the dumbest fucks on the jobsite.

Person 1: hey here comes that country boy that thinks hes a tough cowboy.
Person 2: while i pretend to like his ariats snatch his dodge hat.

by Anus Destroyer 69 September 10, 2021

Country Humans

A internet thing where drawn humans with a flag on their face act gay AF.

Person 1: I like Country Humans
Person 2: no

by saying daddy is gay October 6, 2021

Country creme

When you fill a cowboy hat with cum and put it on your girlfriends head and she says yee haw

Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss

Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw

by Niggerballs420 October 16, 2021

Country Delight

Claims to sell milk but actually does the job of an alarm clock. Wakes you up every morning even before even your dad wakes up so you don't get to hear 'beta jaldi uthoge toh hi tarakki karoge'.

Also, occasionally behaves like mom and says 'beta doodh pee le, tera favourite wala laya hai'.

Kya aapne Country Delight ka doodh peeya hai?

by noddy1000 November 24, 2021