chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.

Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night

by O÷ May 21, 2018

water-cookies

Water-cookies are frozen water that Is essentially basically ICE, what you put in any beverage to make COLD. WATER-Cookies

yo can me get some water-cookies, my seagrams is getting very warm.

by water cookies November 3, 2013

cookie press

Asshole. The part of your anatomy where cookie dough is pressed out.

I banged her in the cookie press

by ultrafanatic January 29, 2006

Cookie carver

A slur used to describe Asian people, often used with “squid game people” (not racist if used without hard R)

Person 1: yo wanna go see that movie? I heard the main characters a cookie carver.

Person 2: dude wtf! That’s racist you can’t use the hard R instead say cookie carva.

Person1: My bad bro won’t happen again. You still wanna see that movie though?

by NotChloe001 November 11, 2021

cookie pouch

A cutesy name for the primordial pouch on a cat's stomach. Specifically applies to chonkers, or cats with very prominent pouches.

Whenever my cat hears the can opener, he sprints down the hall to the kitchen and I get to laugh my ass off at his cookie pouch swinging side to side.

by Mikalhvi July 9, 2022

Cookie Distraction

When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.

I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.

by Slvrbt October 1, 2017

Cookie Monster

When you take a fat hit from a bong filled with milk and inhale the smoke through a cookie in your mouth

Bro I went to Haley's house and did a fat cookie monster

by Bro. Haley's is lit January 12, 2021